This is just a translation of the previous post. I hope some of you will find it amusing :)

One morning badger woke-up and had a feeling that the day is going to be bad. He tried to turn in the bed and sleep until next morning, but Grim Reality (GR) came and pulled him out of the bed. Badger, so rudely treated, had nothing else to do just dress and leave for the office where he was writing all day. He forgot very long ago why and what he is writing, but still kept on writing, because the more he wrote the less hungry he was. So the day was bad and first encounter with GR just confirmed that, therefore badger felt that there is Decisive Moment (DM) coming. He thought of hiding in his little inner world, which was pink and full of grain and beauties. Every time he was hiding there from GR something pleasantly unexpected has happened. Entering the office badger noticed that DM is waiting for him and without hesitation retreated to his little inner world. But to his surprise Unexpected Villainy (UV) was waiting for him, she sat at the table and pink paint was slowly flowing off of it revealing badger’s Despicable Face (DF), which was peacefully smiling. UV noticing badger’s arrival commanded him to sit.  Badger hesitantly sat down and asked what happened, where his grain and beauties are. UV ignoring him told that she is the one who would ask questions and it’s not his business how Whole Life (WL) is falling on a side. Badger contemplated a little about WL and decided that maybe it’s better for WL to be on the side, but in reality he was afraid of UV. During all this time DF was smiling and its smile was getting wider and wider. It looked that if the smile would be bigger it would break the table. Badger was looking at that and could not believe how similar he and DF are. They differed in few features that badger never wanted to see. At that moment UV suddenly asked why badger fall so as to encounter DM. Badger thought that the question is not right, he respected DM very much and thought that DM comes when it’s time for everybody to leave. Suddenly he remembered that trying to avoid meeting with DM he escaped to his little inner world, which now was severely deprived of pink paint and grain and beauties were just a dream. Thinking of that he decided to go back to the office and ask DM for apology. When he returned to the office he found DM standing and browsing  through the pages that badger had written in recent years. DM noticing that badger is watching him asked if he is not hungry. Badger thought that something is not right, he did anticipate stricter DM’s reaction for his escape. At that moment badger noticed his reflection on the side of a half empty glass (which he forgot to clean-up yesterday). The reflection did not scare him much, but he did not understand why above his body there is smiling DF. DM noticing badger’s inner doubt told him that from now on this is going to be his Life’s Face (LF). Suddenly badger understood why everything looks so fallen on the side.